

My ballsMy BallsMy balls
my balls are so huge theyre bigger than the sun i sometimes like to look at them but they burn so bright when i sit down its like i have my own beanbag i love my balls they are almost as big as my soul
my soul is like my balls big, and cut in half but my balls contain no semen oh crap, i am impotent
(note: im not actually impotent)
FIN


SoulchairSoulchairSoulchair
My soul is like a chair Wooden, and hard Black in color everlasting, like the wood flammable, like the wood dead, like the wood the wood was cut down My soul was cut in half by a man I will not name the axe of betrayal and the chop of adultery I am Soulchair